"Immediately No" Sassy Diva Duck T-Shirt

We’ve all been there: you open your phone, see a notification that requires entirely too much emotional labor, and physically feel the "nope" rising in your soul. This duck doesn’t just feel it—she lives it. Perched on her plush purple ottoman in a state of high-glam annoyance, this royal mallard is the personification of "I don't have the bandwidth for this." With her perfectly coiffed blonde bob, a tiara that confirms she’s the one in charge, and a pink feather boa that says she’s way too overdressed for your drama, she’s giving the ultimate side-eye to a screen that’s clearly failing to impress her.

Product features

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — Breathable and softer than a duck’s belly.

The Print: Crisp and vibrant DTG printing for 100% opacity — No "budget" vibes here.

The Fit: Retail-tailored to look like a high-end boutique find. Thanks to the side seams, this shirt will retain its structure and shape far longer than your motivation to go to the gym.

The Blends: Our solid colors are 100% cotton, but our Heather options include specialized blends for that extra-soft, vintage feel.

Vibe: 100% Unbothered.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean