"Processing Slowly" Tech-Tired Turtle T-Shirt

This "Processing Slowly" tee is for the days when you’re doing your best, but your internal server is at capacity. Featuring a pudgy, unbothered turtle slumped over a laptop, this design perfectly captures that "low battery" energy we all feel during a long work week.

Product features

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — Breathable and softer than a turtle's tongue.

The Print: Crisp and vibrant DTG printing for 100% opacity — No "budget" vibes here.

The Fit: Retail-tailored to look like a high-end boutique find. Thanks to the side seams, this shirt will retain its structure and shape far longer than your motivation to go to the gym.

The Blends: Our solid colors are 100% cotton, but our Heather options include specialized blends for that extra-soft, vintage feel.

Vibe: 100% Unbothered.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean